Fantasy Football Punishments for Skiers

Every dude growing up in the Midwest will be in a fantasy football league sometime within their lifetime. I’ve been in mine for 9 years now. I’ve been both the league champion and loser during my time. Because I have grown up around both ski culture and fantasy football for some time now, I have gotten together the best 5 fantasy punishments for leagues with skiers and snowboarders.

  1. The naked lap: 

This one is the all-time classic and the first one you probably thought of. Full send it down the mountain wearing nothing but your boots. If you grew up going to a small ski hill like me, throw your buddy on the main run where the entire lodge can get a front-row view.

  1. The ski trip ski/board swap:

If you and the boys get a vacation together, the fantasy league loser must swap their setup. If you typically ski, you will be strapping on a snowboard and vice versa. If you are like me and can’t ski for shit, this would probably ruin your entire trip. And your squad will have a good laugh.

  1. The DD for the whole ski season:

Boozing out on the mountain brings about some of the best times with your friends. If you haven’t tried it, you’re missing out. And if you have tried it, you know that if you are the designated driver the whole ski season, you will be missing out.

  1. The bikini/other clothes challenge:

This involves wearing whatever your league chooses for the entire day out on the mountain. This can be a speedo, a banana costume, or whatever you guys see fit. And make sure to do it on Saturday so everyone sees.

  1. Enter a pro comp:

Have your buddy go up against some of the best skiers at the local hill. My local resort typically has both a novice and advanced category for their riders to enter. If you have a big air event or rail jam coming up, have the homie strap in against the local legends and be absolutely embarrassed. 


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